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Maverick computer-based media The Internet has caused controversy this by declaring diminutive sex goblin Prince “over.”

“Prince is like MTV,” says The Internet, 21, of Bracknell. “At one time in 1986 it was hip, but now it’s just full of adverts and videos of girls in thongs. MTV, I mean. As far as I am aware Prince isn’t full of girls in thongs. But he is over. Over.”

The Internet, who made its fortune in animated dancing cats in the late 1990s says that Justin Bieber is the new thing.

“Justin Bieber is the new thing,” it added. “Anyone will tell you that, as long as they’re female and fourteen. Yes, Prince can play 80 instruments but is he trending daily on Twitter? No. Exactly.”

Former wrestler Prince – real name Terry Prince – has declined to comment.

“I decline to comment,” he commented.

Reporter: Warren Street

The 52-year-old star stood by his anti-digital views in a rare interview with The Daily Mirror.

“The internet’s completely over. I don’t see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won’t pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can’t get it.

“The internet’s like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good.

“They just fill your head with numbers and that can’t be good for you.”

Refusing to allow his music to be distributed via iTunes or other digital channels, Prince is releasing his new album, titled 20TEN, only in the CD format as a free giveaway in the Daily Mirror this Saturday.

In his ongoing war against the internet, Prince has even closed down his own website.

Source: The Mirror, The Telegraph